The Smite Button
There comes a time in everyone's life when the are fed up with something and want to relieve their tension somehow, well, this is what the Smite Button is for.

 

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monday, june 30: UPDATE!!!!!

Just wanted to let everyone know that we have our first affliliate (yes, I'm going to spell it that way from now on). We encourage everyone to jump on the bandwagon and follow this trend, because, like everyone, we like being linked to.
For banners and such, click here.

Newsletter type thing that you can sign up for. Just enter your email and you'll get email telling you about new things that we are going to smite, new ways to smite, etc. Sign up please, it would make us happy.

Yes, the time you have been waiting so very, very, very long for. Yes, you can now smite McDonald's! We're so very sorry it took so long, but it was worth it (kind of). We'll most likely be working on it quite a bit now since the school year is almost over and we have no lives. Expect many new and exciting ways of smiting things. As always, you you want to tell us ANYTHING (what to smite next, different ways to smite existing things, how cool we are) just email us. It's really not that hard, and we actually do read it and respond to it.

BIG NEWS: we have a forum!!! Be patient with us, because we're very new to the whole forum thing, but please join and give us suggestions and talk about random things,etc. It doesn't have to be about the smite button persay, but we'll just see what happens. Just join and we'll respond to all your questions/comments and it'll make the site a lot more interactive.

We'd like to thank everyone that suggested things for our "how to smite McDonald's" poll, we'll try to get started on that as soon as possible. We're now working on the pictures, we've got some of them done, just not scanned.

Oh, go here. It's amazingly hard. But Sandy and Danny have both beat it. Ali is against connect 4, so she doesn't count. If you can beat it, take a screen shot and email it to us or somesuch thing, we'll put it up here. (the picture of one of the times Sandy beat it)
(note: we are in no way affiliated with IslandFlave, but we'd like to be)

We have actually had a person send us their winning connect 4 pictures. Please people, be like this cool person and do the same! Kristine actually beat it twice. See: one and twice. See, she's cool. All you that couldn't beat it aren't cool. (Ali isn't cool...)

We also changed the ad type. Yes, we know banner ads are the children of the devil, but it makes the page look nicer without the ugly banner ad up top.

We have a email especially for the smite button. Mail all smite related things to smitebutton@hotmail.com.Yes, aren't we special?
*(oh, one of our friends pointed out that it's stupid to have a hotmail account when we smite bill gates, please tell us good alternatives.)

Eventually we'll get a Cafepress.com store. so we can sell stuff.

One person said something about not buying from small businesses, so I'm guessing that they don't know the nature of cafepress.com. All we do with cafepress is send them the jpegs, everything else is done by Cafepress, and such people as SCOTT ADAMS *bow* (the creator of Dilbert) sells stuff through Cafepress, so you can be sure it's reliable.

Ali's rant:
It has come to our attention that there are people out there that don't like our site. We find this unbelievable. Please, we appreicaite the negativity. Wait. That's a lie. We really dislike you bashing our site. We LOVE cunstructive critism, but saying that out site sucks it not constructive! We espescially don't like it coming from someone who's site is a stock site with no original content. I (Ali) designed this site from scratch! There was no template from tripod. I made all the graphics myself. I'm sorry if "the starting animation has no sound and is the gayest thing I have ever seen" As I've said before: I don't have flash! The starting animation was made with a trial version of some flash ripoff AND it was my first animation ever. So I think I did an ok job. All the people that work on this site are students. We have work to do. Work that comes before smite button website upkeep. So we're sorry if this site doesn't appease you, we made it for ourselves, we're happy that there are a few others that seem to enjoy it, but it IS ours.

Thus ends Ali's rant.

I am also glad to say that more people are signing the guestbook now, it makes us happy.

If anyone knows any other ways of shameless promoting (or you want your very own smite button banner for your website) go to the affiliates section or email me.


Contest: we'll think of another contest soon, if you have any ideas for contests, email us!

*If you have any ideas on what to smite, OR if you want to actually draw the drawings needed for your idea, I'll almost certainly add them. You could also take part in the poll. You WILL take part in the poll. If you want something that's not on the poll/want to suggest something for the poll, email me! And happy smiting.

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Smite, v. chastise/defeat

Button, n.
pressed to operate electronic equipment.
 


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