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Q: Why did you create the Smite Button?
Ali: Well, I was mad at Hotmail, and I was complaining about it to Danny. He said that reminded him of a "smite button" he created in math class. I said that would be cool to make. Originally, I wasn't even going to put it on the internet, but I wanted to show it to the rest of my friends, so it was easier that way.

Q: Do you have anything against George W. Bush?
Ali: Not really, we are all canadians. We don't mean to offend anyone, we just think there are things a little messed in the governement.
Sandy: George W. Bush is an eggnog stick

Q: Who was the first Smite target?
Ali: Bill Gates was. I was originally going to smite Hotmail, but Bill Gates covered more things other than Hotmail that he should be smited for.

Q: Are you as intelligent and enigmatic as you seem?
Sandy: maybe

Q: Isn't smiting George W. Bush with flaming osamas extremely politically incorrect?
Sandy: No, not really.

Q: Did you attempt to create the impression that you were rich and famous by creating a "FAQ" and putting others under the impression that someone influential had actually interviewed you à la Rosie O'Donnell?
Sandy: oh look a bird

Q: Who are you anyway?
Sandy: oh look a crocodile

Q: Are you trying to be evasive with your answers?
Sandy: oh look the crocodile ate the bird
Ali: She just seems "aloof", you know...

Button, n.
pressed to operate electronic equipment.